yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via internet-dork)

wolfsisters:

people who call karp “daddy”

(via ohtonks)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(via sassukae)

jardestiel:

i bet people get really depressed when they are below britain on eurovision.

(via internet-dork)

I AM MOVING TO SWEDEN OUT OF MY WAY

tywinllannister:

Tonight there are two sides on tumblr: Europe and the rest of the world

(via internet-dork)

sexuallester:

fat-amy-for-president:

#PrayForHongKong

What favourite resident i hate that fucking duck

(Source: shinoddddd, via georgeofoldvalyria)

youknowyourebritishwhen:

ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL, ALCOHOL IS FREE

(via dontforgettodream)

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

(via internet-dork)